Moose Job

A sexual act in which a willing woman does not shave her armpits for a month and a man begins thrusting into it until he ejaculates.

Tom-Dude I just got a Moose Job from Irma!

Joe-Dude! That sounds terribly uncomfortable!

by SpaceDonkey January 16, 2011

Knife Job

A knife job is when a girl takes a lot of knifes or swords and literally tares her pussy apart. Also some guys will do this to a lot of girls and turn them into a hoe floor.

Tim was giving Calysta a knife job yesterday. Damn her pussy is torn apart.

by Homieslice of the Negro September 3, 2016

java job

To give a blow job afer taking a drink of hot coffee.

Louis got a java job during his Valentine's day breakfast in bed.

by Maxamillion Man July 30, 2008

big job

An mtg phrase that used to be used when something highly improbable happened. Now it has been basterdized, and is used way to much.

Fluctuator beat landstill? Big Job!

by Clavio May 1, 2005

italian job

A special job where you take a huge rigotoni and put it on the dick, then pour sauce and SUCK. Very Very tasty

by The Master..........454- June 24, 2003

Knee Job

This occurs usually in a loud bar. A male approaches a female he is interested in and proceeds to rub his crotch against her knee as he comes in to talk to her. Usually used to display sexual prowess and vigor.

Amy: Wow did you see that freak try for a knee job? He's creepy and I don't like his suit.
Sean: Man this chick wanted me so bad she gave me a knee job.

by Derooger September 20, 2013

Real Job

X ray tech. That is the only real job known that mankind. Anything else, including ones that require years of school and decades of training are fake.

Thabk god I am an x ray tech. All I is sit around on the side because its a real job.

by Realjobxraytech January 4, 2018