mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monsters

by DefinitelyCoveredinShit September 17, 2021

crotch monster

A bigfoot for your balls. a quite pleasing for a gamer name

The crotch monster is prepared to take you

by your old gradmother December 9, 2019

'Fuck you' monster

A monster that intends to kick your tuccus and generally makes things difficult for you.

I forgot that the guardian ape is a 'Fuck you' monster

by ScavvBOI November 17, 2020

Mandy monster

A little goblin mate who crawls around on all fours sniffing out Mandy to scran

That billbag mongs out on the Mandy, what a Mandy monster!

by childgroomer June 12, 2023

Cunnie monster

A guy / girl that feeds on pussy

Jon is a real cunnie monster

by Cocknose April 18, 2021

Loch Ness Monster

When you flush an extra long shit and as it spins down, the tip stands up straight, breaching the the water like the Loch Ness monster head emerging while the body is hidden underwater.

Loch Ness Monster- I took a shit so long that when it spun down the tube the tip popped out above the water looking at me like the lock ness monster.

by #IAM100% February 25, 2019

lactose monster

you have GIGANTIC KNOCKERS!! they are full of milk and more than likely sling around when you walk.

Your boobs are gigantic! If we were in a horror film they'd call you the lactose monster.

by agj.8.4 March 26, 2023