Like 2nd mother like dog

When your dog acts like your partner.

Like 2nd mother like dog. They’re both retarded.

by cruicfal February 12, 2025

co-mother-in-law

Child-in-law's mother.

co-mother-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

mother fucker

Any asshole who you don't want fucking any of your female relatives, such as you mother, sister, brother, pets, steps, uncle, aunt, cousins, nephew, niece, friends, the local barber, the gas station attendant, your investment banker, the ATM at your bank, etc. etc.

My cousin Boo Boo from North Dakota told me that she was so upset that after her father "boinked" her mom, he came after her, and then she went after him with a baseball bat. "What a mother fucker!" she said, and something else I can't say.

by exurbanwhitetrash May 26, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

mother goose story tellin ass bitch

A person who makes up the dumbest non believable stories to cover their shady asses, will go outta their way to waste time and expects you to believe them or acts offended when you don't.

This mother goose story tellin ass bitch just told me he don't have my money because three cats and a raccoon with a knife just robbed him behind maceys.

by anonymous April 26, 2023

Your Brother A Mother

Just like all the other, God killing, insults such as ur Mom gay, your daddy lesbian, your granny tranny, and your sister a mister... but this is a forbidden word that should not be used unless very, VERY necessary... You must ask god for permission before using this insult because it has the power to create severe earthquakes

Mark:hey, ur mom gay
Carl:ur daddy lesbian
Mark:*almost dies* ur granny tranny!!
Carl:*has severe heart attack but survives* YOUR SISTER A MISTER!!
Mark:no u! *deflects*
Carl:*prays*oh precious God of the heveans, the time has come for me to use this sacred insult... PLEASE, GIVE ME YOUR WILL AND PERMISSION!!

God: I got u nigga
Carl: YOUR BROTHER A MOTHER!!!!!
*causes earthquakes*
Mark: OOOHHHH FUUUUU *dies from heart attack while being ripped to shreds by an unseen force and burned simultaneously*

by I think I’m a guy May 12, 2018

Mothers

Deciders of whether or not life has any value.

Hym "Being mothers and supporting abortion is like being a rape victim and supporting rape. Interestingly enough, there is no internal contradiction for a murderer supporting murder or a liar supporting lying. What else does this apply to... Hmm... Being a therapist and supporting the falsification/creation of mental illness? There's a contradiction there but it's weak... I might be on to something here... An adulterer supporting adultery? No contradiction... Being a police officer and supporting crime.... Contradiction.... A theif supporting theft... No contradiction... A molestation victim supporting pedophilia... Contradiction... Seems like the cardinal sins create no internal contradiction. Looks like that is the difference between a sin and any other ethic. Sin creates no internal contradiction between the act and supporting of the act... A false idol supporting the support of worshiping false idols.... Well... You could argue that a false idol might not want you worshipping other idols... They might want all the worshipers to themselves... Hmm... Maybe I'm a little off... Someone who doesn't keep the Sabbath holy supporting the not keeping of the Sabbath holy? No contradiction... A worshiper of God supporting the worship of other Gods? Maybe... Because from the outside your worshiping the OTHER God... So no contradiction? I don't know..."

by Hym Iam June 1, 2022