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guns don’t kill people, lag does

A play on “guns don’t kill people, people kill people”, but in response to the growing number of school shootings being blamed on first- and third-person shooters.
Coined by the Act Man, “guns don’t kill people, lag does”, shows the irony of the situation we’re in, Luddites meeting up and talking about Grand Theft Auto.
by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
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Curiosity Killed The Cat

"Curiosity Killed The Cat" couldn't help but click the links.
by KillahQueen May 25, 2021
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deer kill

The opposite victim and initiator scenario, where the deer rams and walks over a human, and killing the human.
1: Did you hear the Jhon died?
2: No I did not, how did he die?
1: He became a victim of a deer kill, after a deer rammed and walked over him.
by MST3K I like April 13, 2022
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kill

by I Sharted Yeah August 16, 2021
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crowd killing

When a person at a local show, usually a hardcore show, moshes beatdown style and knocks people in the audience out. The person can have various strategies at crowd killing, whether it be spin kicks, elbows to the head, or knocking people down.
Some people do this for the love of the game, while others just target specifically women and try to pass it off as 'part of the culture' when it's really just an excuse to be misogynistic. Do it for the love of the game.
"Dude did you hear about that show tonight?"
"Yeah! people will get crowd killed! they better move or they're gonna get kilt, cause stepping on necks is just a reflex. You know I was crowd killing straight from the womb."
"Wow dude that's crazy, I'll make sure to dodge your spin kicks in that sweaty basement."
by doilooklikeigabalala September 10, 2025
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Take drugs, kill bear

A phrase originating from Fallout New Vegas, Take Drugs Kill Bear is a philosophical mindset, roughly meaning "Do fun stuff, take on challenges" It also does refer to the practice of consuming narcotics and engaging in lethal fights with bears.
"I don't know man, I live with a more "Take drugs, kill bear" type philosophy, y'know?"
by LikeSomeReallyEvilGuy April 4, 2025
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you should kill yourself

you should kill yousrelf is a move normaly used in the mma the person smacks the shit out of your head with his dick then lets you suck it until you cum living in hell for the rest of your life john cena and the rock are invinsible for this move because they are gay
and john cena says you should kill yourself and gets sucked of
by pro writer bami January 29, 2024
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