vaginal christmas trees

christmas tree witha vagina tree topper

hey sweetie do you like our new vaginal Christmas trees?

by sloppy joe your girl December 13, 2023

tree knocking

A scare tactic that Big Foot used to scare people out of the forest

While hiking in the forest we heard tree knocking and made a hasty exit.

by The squatcher Dr August 14, 2020

busy as tree

Busy as a tree is defined as being loaded and slammed with alot of work but don't show it to people. Such as having 3 research papers due this weekend but don't look stress out about it on their day to day life when they really are thinking about it mentally. They are do have a strong bark to hide the craziness of their lifes.

Damm timbers and her partner mr.tree don't show it but they are busy as tree!

by Michael J Cahoon January 28, 2023

bang the tree

to partake in marijuana usage

yo jaysler, ill catch you later im finna go bang the tree

by swagboii_63 April 19, 2024

darawiish tree

the darawiish tree tracks the clan structure of dhulbahante

thats a darawiish tree

by readyforthemoon55 July 13, 2020

Custard Tree

Akin to a family tree, a Custard tree refers to a womans sexual partners and historically how they overlap and fan out

A.K.A Custard Web

You're dads in my Custard Tree

by The custardodian March 16, 2012

Go-Fuck-Up-A-Tree

Phrase

When your mother, in a fit of frustration or mild annoyance, advises you to "go fuck up a tree." It's a whimsical way of suggesting you redirect your energy elsewhere or find a harmless outlet for any mischievous tendencies or is it?

"Mom feeling a bit overwhelmed with my dumbass behaviour, tells me to go-fuck-up-a-tree.

by * Boi with his dumb kids January 1, 2024