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mental horse issues

When you have a hentai account on Instagram to cope with your fear and PTSD of Horses and horse memorabilia
That guy definitely has Mental Horse Issues, he shivers at the Sight of a saddle.
by Milkman January 7, 2019
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Horse, Red, and Throat

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Horse, Red, and Throat
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
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Horse

This is a four legged ball of love that constantly needs cuddles and a special mixture of oats, hay, and a bit of water. They can connect with humans through the mind and become one. Nobody can take these beauties down! They are often floofy and lazy. They can also be energetic and non-floofy. If you see a horse either pet it, or don't because sometimes they will bit your arm off... oh well!
Do you see that horse in the field?

My cousin Janet had a horse once, you can tell because she only has one arm.
by Horselover215 July 6, 2020
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Dying Horses

The act of 2 people who just finished fucking and are both having their arms and legs up
Hi, are these dying horses? no its my parents.
by germanjimmygiver August 11, 2019
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Horse-person

That sket is a horse-person
by SheepShaga August 22, 2019
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don't push the horses

During their rematch on July 19, 2025, Usyk told Dubois' team, "Don’t push the horses."

He directly translated it from Ukrainian, which is incorrect and makes almost no sense, but it's an euphemism for "Calm down," or "Don’t rush things."
He meant they were getting too confident or trying to act like they'd already won - and he was telling them to chill.

The English version of "Don't push the horses" would be something like "Hold your horses".
Usyk: Let's go, don't push the horses.
Charles: Pardon me?
Usyk: Don't push the horses.
by notdash July 20, 2025
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smokin' horse

Something (like a task) that you're really looking up against and have been postponing to the max. Now you have to get started and do a major task in a much to short time to be ready before the deadline.
I have only tonight left to write the whole text of my companies website...... smokin' horse!
by smokin' horse August 1, 2017
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