one hand ass

" one hand ass" is a term used to gauge the size of a women's ass that is ripe for fucking. to create your own gauge take your right hand then make a fist then spread your thumb and little finger as far apart as possible. What ever women's ass width falls close to the gauge is worth being sexy with. The women are then known as "one handers"

How to use in conversation
1) Russ " I fucked this women last night" , Phil " was she a one-hander ?" , Russ " No, I knew I shouldn't of fucked her fat ass"

2) Russ " look at her ass she's got a one-hander", Phil " Fuck me your right, lets stalk her"
3) Phil " I've got a new girlfriend with a one hand ass", Russ " expose yourself, force your intentions upon her and impregnate her "

by llessur71 March 28, 2016

Chameleon Hand Slam

First you shit and piss simultaneously on your hand and then slap the closest person to you until they go red. After you continue to up the rounds and slap them even more, eventually you become a God when you see the enemy's face flashing different colours.

HOLY FUCK, I GAVE HER THE CHAMELEON HAND SLAM AS THE ANNIVERSARY PRESENT , SHE LOVED IT!

by xLiam OSullivan September 9, 2016

Presidential Hand Job

When she tugs so hard, she nearly pulls it off you. Similar to the hand shakes of the 45th President.

aka PHJ

'How's that new girl of yours?'
'She hot and all but only gives Presidential Hand Jobs.'

by MeltStuff February 16, 2017

fastest hands in the west

When you have a short time limit on finishing. Examplewise when you have morning wood but have to leave for work or school in about 5 minutes, you need to have the "fastest hands in the west" to get off in time. Can also be used for someone using as little time as possible masturbating.

Wow, Joe finished jacking off in under a minute? He must have the "fastest hands in the west"!

by Loser with fast hands November 9, 2019

Pimp Hand Slap

The ever present 'pimp hand slap', this is a back hand slap usually quicker than lightining. Given by the butch of the community or relationship. The person who gives it demands respect and after a PHS he will have it.

little jimmy was being a cocky bastard so i gave him a pimp hand slap, QUICKER THAN LIGHTINING!!!

by PimpOfHertfordshire May 22, 2008

put them hands on

To beat up someone

Man! I put them hands on that fool,he know now

by Lonnie White February 18, 2009

Atlanta Fan Hand

A move that is used during Snapchat, Instagram, Facebook, etc., videos when a "lit" song comes on. It is used by people such as ImVassiah.

"Kelyah, why you keep using the Atlanta Fan Hand}? You not een from Atlanta."

"Girl, you know Vassiah? Ha ass taught me."

by HBSHORDY October 28, 2017