gingervitis 

Having pale skin, thousands of freckles and a giant red beard.

Takuku: "man, lyzol has a serious case of gingervitis"

Cougar: "No doubt homey, that bitch would burn under candle light".

gingervitis by blues alcohol problem October 30, 2006

gingervitus 

GINGERVITUS is the new form of retardation. anyone who has gingervitus cannot be trusted and they should be avoided at all cost! the closest thing to a ginger is a vampire. people inflicted with gingervitus cannot go outdoors or they will be transformed into a labster ..... a labster with freckles. Gingers live in caves by the thousands. DO NOT look directly at a ginger or the brightness of their firey head will blind you. having sex with a ginger is possibly the worst thing you could ever do, seeing you would burn youself from their fire pubes. GINGERVITUS will no longer be a problem, in 100 years all people inflicted with gingervitus will be swiped from the earth. THANK JESUS

joab: is that a vampire?
john: nah..... its just someone with gingervitus .... do not stare at him, you'll die

gingervitus by SINEP00001 August 27, 2009

ginder 

The persperation that forms on your testicles (i.e. ball sweat).

Ted's ginder gave his jock strap a horrific ordor.

ginder by Bert Flynn August 29, 2008

gingervitis 

A non-ginger who has the unfortunate ability to attract specimen of the ginger type.
symptoms include: being attracted to/dating gingers or having gingers be attracted to you

"That girl only dates gingers."
"Yeah, she has a serious case of the gingervitis."

gingervitis by Margaret of Portugal October 22, 2009

Gingerfest 

The first weekend of October is Gingerfest. Created in 2010, it became a festival in honor of all those great gingers out there. It's celebrated on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday of the first October weekend. The first day is marked by a giant rally, and some after parties. On Saturday, they host parades in honor of Gingers, and a night of partying. Sunday is marked by a huge feast, Thanksginger, in honor of all the brave gingers. Everyone is welcome to celebrate, and it is filled with fun for families and friends.

First Kid:Hey, wanna go hang out at the movies?

Second Kid: No way, it's Gingerfest tonight.

Gingers are persecuted everyday of the year except the three days of Gingerfest.

Gingerfest by AVeryReliableSource October 4, 2010

gingernoia 

1. A mental disorder characterized by systematized delusions that you only tend to attract those of the ginger species.

2. Projection of ginger conflicts, which are ascribed to the supposed gingerness of others, sometimes progressing to disturbances of consciousness and aggressive acts believed to be performed in self-defnece or as a mission.

Person 1: "There are so many fanta pants chasing after my affection lately, I think I'm destined for damnation in the form of having to wed a ginge."
Person 2: "You have gingernoia! I saw you with two Spaniards the other day!"

gingernoia by star92 April 7, 2011

Gingerbrit 

A red-headed brit. And yes, they have souls.

Arejay: Oh no, here comes another gingerbrit!
Alexis: It's aight, that's just Stacey.
Arejay: Phew! That was a close one.

Gingerbrit by lttlmnstr April 8, 2011