Crooked douche

An individual who far surpasses typical douchery. Usually shifty and shady in behavior. One who usually is emotional less and insensitive to others feelings. They are often also irrational and downright mean.

Yo Jaime your a crooked douche!

by EB1234 November 15, 2013

Douche-T

A T-shirt, primarily worn by douche bags, that clearly defines why the wearer is, in fact, a douche bag. These shirts mag include but are not limited to the following phrases: "free-lance vagina inspector", "im not a gyno, but ill take a look", "laugh so i can see em bounce", "smile if you arent wearing any panties.

-Did you see that guys douche-t?
-Absolutely. In a shirt like that, the only vagina he'll see he will be paying for on the internet.

by kh2507 March 10, 2011

douche drown

to wade too deep into your own bullshit and stubbornly refuse to admit it.

Rachel Dolezal and Donald Trump are willing victims of douche drowning.

by Irie Zozobra August 13, 2015

douche bag

a person with a disrespectful and rude attitude.

my friend is too nice it's annoying, if he had a little bit of douche bag in him I would be happy.

by sebanana July 31, 2011

Douche Bagnet

One who attracts douche bags.

Susan is always attracting losers...what a douche bagnet

by Anonymous Douche Bagnet October 20, 2010

Douche Bonger

Someone who smokes enough grass in their lifetime to feed a horse for a few years.

(insert name of choice here), don't be a douche bonger.

by Dufe February 24, 2010

douche baggerary

When someone (a show off, asshole, "douche bag") displays signs of being a douche bag.

"Look at that guy in that truck, he's sticking his foot out the open window. That is the most retarded display of douche baggerary that I've ever seen!"

"That retard is prone to douche baggerary"

by gimmeurtots72 February 7, 2010