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Cookie mom

An ovulating cougar with pride for female offspring in Girl Scouts overly devoted to marketing frequent sales of branded cookies inside a branded box. The cookie mom also has a very tasty and exclusive cookie.
I don’t know, go ask the cookie mom.

“J: Her cookie tastes delicious.”
by FormerPresident1 February 20, 2025
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Gladful cookie

The Gladful cookie serve has carbs less than half a banana, protein equal to an egg and fiber equal to one carrot. All made with unrefined cane sugar and baked with whole wheat. Basically, it’s the cookie of our dreams and a snack that’s going to break the internet. Moms are calling it the best invention since the baby pacifier. Grand moms are saying there is finally a healthy snack which doesn’t taste like straw. Some have finished the cookie jar before the kids finished their online class. Basically the magic cannot be explain.
I’m skipping the eggs today as I got Gladful cookies in my lunchbox
by Moms of Gladful December 3, 2021
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Cookie Salad

A side dish that consists of every kind of cookie known to mankind mixed with marshmallow whip.
Sister in law: "I brought a cookie salad!" Me: " That's not a salad, that's diabetes".
by HamSandwhich666 December 15, 2017
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Mocha ray cookie

by Licorice cookie rules February 11, 2022
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My Cookie Dough

The place to go when you're craving something sweet... MCD is an epic dessert company who create mouth-watering freshly baked cookie doughs with soft and gooey consistency that makes the tastebuds squeal in delight.
I went to My Cookie Dough to try their Sl**ty Brownie Cookie Dough and now I can't think about anything else...
by CSKM November 23, 2021
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cookie wood

Slang for a joint.
My boy just smoked a bunch of cookie wood(s) before the game.”
by CC Duckbutts August 3, 2018
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Salmon Cookie

When a woman who hasn't showered wipes herself from clit to crack and eats the toilet paper.
Last week Bill told me I smelled like a fish, so I baked him a Salmon Cookie!
by WeAreLegion9278 June 27, 2020
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