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GROUND CONTROL TRAP

when your DICK gets caught in the UNREAL ENGINE.
Get real JACK as you are not going to conceive of anything imaginable by being inside the GROUND CONTROL TRAP and if you tell me otherwise, you are a MAJOR ASSH0LE I swear for arguing with me regarding your conceptions.
by DISTRAUGHT May 31, 2022
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Cheap Trap

Reason 1 on why you should say no to the question, "would you like a stand?"
Rohan: Hey weird appraiser dude, what's that on your back?
Masazo: Nonononono
Cheap Trap: BuRn ThE pHoToS rOhAn!
by Urban man 346 March 15, 2022
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Dust Traps

Can be used to describe a single female (Dust Trap)or a group of females (Dust Traps) who sleep around a lot and play with mens hearts.
popularised by a master of women, Mr Sheen.
Example 1:
Son: Dad, there was a man in mommy’s bedroom yesterday when you were at work and i walked in on them wrestling with their clothes off.

Dad: i knew i shouldn’t have married her she’s a proper dust trap.
Example 2:
Friend 1: Those girls over there look nice let’s go talk to them.
Friend 2: Nah i know them their all proper dust traps.
by CafeTeamMember2 February 2, 2022
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trap

by eseehc February 12, 2022
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new jersey death trap

when you are wearing skinny jeans and chuck taylor high tops during foreplay and they get tangled up when you try to take them off before sex
things were getting steamy with this girl and i got caught in a new jersey death trap and fell over breaming her tv ruining the mood
by ash catsup March 31, 2022
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The Sand Trap

You rub sandpaper on your condom so it is grippier, and you stick it inside a girl.
Guy 1: “Hey how was last night?”
Guy 2: “It was great. I used the sand trap on her.”
Guy 1: “Nice.”
by Uejsbshfjs April 1, 2022
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The Sand Trap

When you rub sandpaper on your condom so when you stick it inside a girl it grips like hell
Guy: “I just finished setting up the sand trap.”
Girl: “It’s gonna grip like crazy
by Uejsbshfjs April 1, 2022
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