Person 1: Did you see cookie monster?
Person 2: I think you mean garbage can
Cookie monster: ( comes in with a knife) DID SOMEONE SAY COOKIE?
Person 2: I think you mean garbage can
Cookie monster: ( comes in with a knife) DID SOMEONE SAY COOKIE?
by Wow what a cheese plate January 27, 2019
Get the Cookie Monstermug. A web browser window with more tabs open than any human could reasonably keep track of. Typically the result of a research paper you're writing, or a Wikipedia-Odyssey. A plague to your CPU and mental health.
I knew this essay was a mess when I realized I had created a tab monster on my computer. I could barely keep them all straight, and I couldn't wait to hit that juicy, juicy X in the corner of my screen when I was done.
by minferno May 1, 2020
Get the Tab Monstermug. A bread monster, otherwise known as a person, usually female, that takes on large loaves of bread in one sitting. The bread monster is prone to issues associated with ingesting too much yeast, such as vaginal yeast infections. Be careful when near the bread monster, they will eat your sandwiches and leave nothing but a cold slab of meat.
by whobedat June 18, 2015
Get the bread monstermug. A f##### up turthe on steroroids and has down sindrum
by Hvgfcdxcgvhbgvxdfrcgvhj January 18, 2022
Get the Loch Ness monstermug. a furry who likes to make fursonas with colors in the primary color scheme of the fur, mainly turquoise or cyan, as those are colors associated with diamonds
by mmmmm momke March 30, 2021
Get the Diamond Monstermug. by DevilsBabyGirl October 17, 2022
Get the watch monstermug. a hentai monster is a guy with the name Casper Bugge
he has a tiny winer but a huge fucking erekjon every time he fapps.
and he wil only fuck or rape a gay man named Fillip .
he has a tiny winer but a huge fucking erekjon every time he fapps.
and he wil only fuck or rape a gay man named Fillip .
by THAT BOI November 25, 2016
Get the hentai monstermug.