free newspapers

another word for fire lighting material
He's not burning properly
chuck some more free newspapers on him
by The incredibly smelly jerry September 19, 2003
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Free Agent Fuck

First sexual intercourse after ending it with your significant other. Done primarily to reaffirm that you are still in the game and a one-time pass to engage in guilt-free, no-strings-attached indulgence of your primal desires with someone who would otherwise be socially off-limits.
"My old gal-pal Bobbie came over and banged my brains out last night. Don't think she's looking for a relationship though. She just broke up with her boyfriend. so it was probably her Free Agent Fuck."
by Zarathud April 10, 2012
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Free the bong

When you have too much weed in a bong so you have to put it on the table to save yourself and your group from eminent death. Once a bong is freed it is available for anyone to pick up and light.
Stoner 1: I’m way too high bro, I gotta free the bong.
Stoner 2: Agreed, I’m stoned as fuck too.
by Ktayah February 03, 2018
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Free Trial Asset Management

The 30 day free trial period Bloomberg gives you after losing your job. It enables you to still be part of the financial community after losing your job.
I just got fired from my job as a trader so now i'm working for Free Trial Asset Management.
by Chris 29 March 07, 2008
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national free head day

this takes place on November 18 where your gf has to give you free head
guy: hey it’s national free head day girl: oh yeah proceeds to give the best head ever
by james992 November 13, 2022
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Free d guys

Free d guys out the wok🔓
by Ts17% July 16, 2022
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Tristan 4 Free

The type of guy who you vaguely know in school.

An NPC who gives free loot when you complete a quest you never knew you had to do.
Overall just a filler who sits in chemistry and hands out some answers for a lab you already did.
Of course they are called "Tristan"
Typical interaction with Tristan 4 Free:
"Where did you get all those lvl 4 sticks?"
I did a quest for Tristan he gave me absolute crap even though im lvl 20...
"How hard was the quest?"
I never knew I was doing it...
by imaslimeu777balright May 12, 2025
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