Patty Cake

The process of shitting one's own pants. In reference to the patty cake song, "Patty cake patty cake, baker’s man
Bake me a cake as fast as you can
Roll the dough mark it with B
And throw it in the oven for baby and me".

Tom: "I think Jeff just made a Patty Cake!"

Jerry: "Haha that's going to stain his pants!"

by conman1517 December 25, 2010

funnel cake

same as diarrhea...when you finish leaving your diarrhea in the toilet, it resembles a funnel cake when its being cooked

my stomach was killing me last night, i had the shits all night and left many funnel cakes in the toilet

by ebjimmyg June 5, 2005

Alaskan crab cake

An act of pure ritual fetish where by the man cums and shits inside the woman's vagina lips, pinches them together, smacks his mistress ass (i.e. in a three way), then has her eat the shit out of his other hoe's vagina. Historically the ritual involved a dog's prolapsed rectum (i.e. Ritual participants would feed the dog Juan Pablo's Devil Juice to achieve rectal blowout), whale dicks and cattle semen, but since the age of enlightening has become simplified.

Geewhizzz i saw Suzy Rotten Crotch eat Billy's girl's Alaskan Crab Cake with extreme prejudice.

by The Good Dude Giveth September 6, 2016

powdered my cakes

When a guy cums on your ass

Powdered my cakes - ryan Totally powdered my cakes

by Sex master 2000 March 12, 2018

manitoba sauce cake

Canadian Pizza

From Brooklyn Nine Nine:
Does Canada even have pizza? Vivian indignantly replies that it does: "It's puffy! And it's sweet! It's called Manitoba sauce cake!"

by GenXos August 17, 2016

kakka carrot cake

A real super sand legend.

Parody of Goku (Kakarot) in OneyNG's version of DBZ, Dragonzball P.

Kakka Carrot Cake: I'm Kakka Carrot Cake!!

Freezy Pop: ....

Kakka Carrot Cake: I am real super sand!

Freezy Pop: BAH!! Super pooper scoopers are just legend!!

Kakka Carrot Cake: You'll see Freezy Pop, I'm stronger than an ant, if an ant was.... THIS BIG!!

by bored9999 December 3, 2013

Johnny cake

Someone very cheesy or chipper/nerdy.

He is such a johnny cake!

by Chelle June 18, 2005