Ethan is super weird he farts all the time in class and thinks its so funny when it most definetly is not. Somehow though he is still tan in the winter. He is a massive pick me and trys to get attention from people all the time. And also i swear most ethans are gay lol
by your mummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm September 12, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. A god walking amongst mere mortals. of Scandinavian origin his ancestors probably enslaved yours and he is in the family business. His gravitational pull is so large that it attracts all the honeys toward his center. he has a dark past... also unrelated he regrets 9/11. His rapping tunes swoon me into fanciful thinking of what i know can never be between us. His eyes tell me a story his words seem to contradict and all my hopes of being fulfilled in the night hours so depend upon his abnormally long middle toe that i fear if i do not receive its immediate attention i will die grasping on too my Ethan body pillow.
Ethan N: i am going to write you up for gambling since you stayed in the dorm during the fire alarm
guy: 9/11 was not your fault, don't take out your pain on me, i can help you.
Ethan N: you can't help me! I'm too far gone...
guy: no Ethan you're not! there is good in you, you just have to let me see your abnormally long big toe, i mean open up to me.
guy: 9/11 was not your fault, don't take out your pain on me, i can help you.
Ethan N: you can't help me! I'm too far gone...
guy: no Ethan you're not! there is good in you, you just have to let me see your abnormally long big toe, i mean open up to me.
by Plutarch2024 January 29, 2024
Get the Ethan Nmug. Ethan is such a weirdo
by dsdsfddsfwffesdf September 4, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. Loves females that start with the letter c and ends with m. Very masculine and enjoys many things ;)
by MCXXAsian_JesusXxCMGAMERXX October 24, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. the gayest faggot you will ever meet in your whole life (Cult leader). Led his small cult of less than 15 people to believe that Allah was indeed Akbar.
Who was that one guy we learned about in history, you know, the vague one?
Ethan Hanson Cult Leader?
YEAH!
Ethan Hanson Cult Leader?
YEAH!
by Mister Robato69 March 7, 2017
Get the ethan hansonmug. Litteral sunshine. He's the drummer of the popular italian rock band Måneskin. A long-brown haired guy with brown eyes. He's the sweetest person alive.
Person 1: Hey, do you know the band måneskin?
Person 2: yeah, they're so cool! The drummer, Ethan Torchio, is very nice.
Person 2: yeah, they're so cool! The drummer, Ethan Torchio, is very nice.
by Ur_local_demigirl July 19, 2022
Get the Ethan Torchiomug. by scrubisme April 12, 2022
Get the ethan loverancemug.