chris

dont trust anyone named chris because if chris crossed applesauce what do you think he'll do to you

chris is so useless because the only thing he does is cross applesauce
i dont even wanna go near him

shiver me timbers
my timbers have been shivered

by sauntervaguelydownwards_please October 18, 2023

Chris

A stupid idiotic moron who acts like he is cool. Chris Also ha a Micro penis.

Person 1: hello hows it going have you seen Chris?
Person 2: Chris? oh you mean that idiotic moron.

by Sivert10 October 20, 2023

Chris

Probably a short mexican boy who wears flannels and has earrings, thinks he’s cool but is like every other Chris. He’s so hard to hate and even though he can annoy the shit out of you, you love him.

Chris is awesome

by Persephone lemonblue October 23, 2023

Chris brown

A very sexy handsome man who makes good music

Dude look it’s Chris brown

by Heyyyyygcfukhf October 27, 2023

Chris muntean

Instagram @chris.muntean

Chris Muntean is the goat

by Chris382347 October 28, 2023

Chris

Weed. Marijuana. That zaza. That loud. The sticky icky. The pack. Cannabis.

(Interchangeable, multipurpose word for; noun: weed, noun: weed plug, verb: to smoke weed)

“Yo, Plugmaster Chris, you got any Chris?”
“Sure thing. You keen for a Chris?”
“Hell yes because I love Chris.”

by anonymous November 3, 2023

Chris conybeare

I don’t even know where to begin to express my love for Chris to be honest. He is just too thoughtful, he thinks about everything and anything a girl would ever want, and puts so much thought into everything he does. He helps me through my highs and my lows and honestly helps me get through more than he could ever know. I never thought I would find someone like Chris in my life because to be honest it feels as if he is made up from a book because he is that perfect!! I love Chris so so so much, and honestly somehow as time goes on it just grows and grows who knew that was even possible! I love how he laughs, and how his dimples show when he’s smiling. I love how he tilts his head and says my love when he knows something is wrong. I love how he smells when I give him a hug, and how he wraps his arms around me when i see him. Making me feel so secure and loved. I honestly don’t know how this boy puts up with me, but thank god he does because I get to experience him and his love everyday. HOW COOL IS THAT!!! I love you so much Christopher and thank you for making the 6 months so so so enjoyable and amazing in every single way, I love you so much stinky xxxxx

Guys guys listen here, Chris conybeare is MY boyfriend step back! Hehehe

by admirer4youxox November 9, 2023