Shanaynay’s Law

The known property of a camp fire’s smoke to follow its occupants around the fire, regardless of the effort to escape the smoke.

Chris: “Man, I can’t get out of the smoke! It keeps following me!”
Aaron: “Yeah, of course; that’s Shanaynay’s Law”

by Aman245 December 30, 2021

co-grandniece-in-law

Spouse's grandnibling's wife.

co-grandniece-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Law

As of now you are able to punt or yeet any short person, during may.

Its is now law that you can punt or yeet any short person, during may.

by MrPink_ January 18, 2023

The Law of Conservation of Hype

Hype cannot be created or destroyed, but only changed from one form to another

Why did Marvel have to release the second Captain America: Civil War trailer right before the release of Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice? Due to The Law of Conservation of Hype, some of my BVS hype has now been transferred to Spider-Man in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

by amkwong July 23, 2016

Murphy's Law of Engine-Idling Duration

"If you leave your vehicle's engine running during a delay in proceeding (traffic-jam, road construction, accident-resolution, "stuck" red signal-light, etc.), you will be sitting there for many minutes, just wasting gas. The instant you turn the key off and climb out of your seat to stretch, however, THAT'S when the line of traffic will begin moving again, and thus you will have shut off your engine "for nothing", AND you will now be holding up everyone behind you while you hastily hop back into the driver's seat and re-start the engine so that you can move forward again."

I finally took da plunge and bought a second-hand Toyota Prius because I'd eventually had one too many cases of Murphy's Law of Engine-Idling Duration... the Prius automatically shuts down its power during stand-stills, and then uses its electric motor to provide instant mobility as soon as you're ready to go again.

by QuacksO October 20, 2018

Man-In-Law

Term given to the person that your wife/girlfriend is have an affair on you with.

Ray found out that not only was Jamaal a family friend but he actually was his man-in-law.

by Dr.Reals94 August 5, 2023

Ohio Center for Law Related Education

Commonly shortened to the OCLRE. Used to pop off with the best mock trial competitions in Ohio, but now takes 3 weeks to return scores and another 2 to award best witnesses and attorneys. Hasn't been the same since they went virtual, and they just might be using COVID as an excuse to slack off.

Man, I sure hope the Ohio Center for Law Related Education gives us our scores this weekend.

First time?

First time.

by reese dimattia May 18, 2022