Decapitated Golden Horse

After thoroughly beaten, the partner takes the other's cock and whacks it against a wooden cart until he sings for Gelderland.

-OR-

When you “finish jousting” and Heath Ledger walks in.

I'd be happy if she handled my cock like that decapitated golden horse

by NickLightning March 25, 2023

Horse housing

A combination of the phrases rough housing and horse play as stated by a seven year old.

Hey those two are horse housing! Time out!

by Damon_Keaton January 29, 2023

video horse

An alternate title the noun "video game" (or "videogame"). Born from deluded ravings in the early morning in a Discord server, the term is used to confuse, complicate, muddle, jumble, over-complicate, garble, blur, obscure, cloud, etc. Works best if you actively deny your use of the word.

Two friends are having a discussion.

1.) "Hey, you done anything cool lately?"
2.) "Well, I recently purchased a really cool video horse called Wild Woody for my Sega CD."
1.) "A what?"
2.) "A video horse."

by Slamberelli July 28, 2017

Horse Clean

An industrial shower nozzle, body loofa or elephant grade type soap. Usually used on extremely large and filthy people.

Mike is so fat he washes himself with a rag on a stick.

Fuck that shit! That stanky ass mothafucka needs Horse Clean.

by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020

Horse Pearl

A lump of fecal matter trapped in the back of the a horse's throat.

I went all the way to England to chocke on a horse pearl. Please, forgive me, Charles. I have lied to the family and wish to leave this damned land.

by Dudebruh42 July 4, 2020

Trojan Horsing

When you jizz so much that the condom breaks, and the spry friends fester inside!

Connor Eggs: Please use protection
Gilchy: With my quart, I'm Trojan Horsing you!
*Excessive spry friends pop condom*
Connor Eggs: You trojan horsed me!

by BougieCat32 July 22, 2025

Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia

An alternative to the saying, “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”.

Since Chernobyl is a highly radioactive area...death is certain if you remain there for too long.
-Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia- Example Below for better use and help to understand old proverb...

American: “here we say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”
Russian: “in Soviet Russia they used to say something like that too! Except it went... you can lead a horse to water, but you can also lead your horse to Chernobyl! And then you’re both fucked!”
American: “cold world huh”
Russian: “nope just Siberian Winter”
-Leading a Horse to Water in Soviet Russia-

by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018