by Maseyys December 22, 2021
Get the Max Hoffmanmug. Max. Max is the type of boyfriend to love you, to show you affection, attention, and most of happiness. He’s loving, he’s the cutest boyfriend ever. He’s the best sex giver. And i mean it. He likes being called daddy. He loves getting horny from his special girl. If you think he’ll cheat on you, you’re wrong. He’ll love with all his heart and he’ll make you his top priority (except his family). He’ll act like a little kid when he’s with his girlfriend and trust me it’ll be the most cutest thing ever. If you post on your snapchat story or your instagram story, he’ll slide up and call you “hot”, “beautiful”, “pretty”, and other stuff. He’ll tease you without you even knowing it. He has a big dick to but don’t tell that to the other girls. His moans are just *chef kiss*, trust me you’ll get butterflies from it. And if y’all are having sex and he says “Fuck baby, you feel so good”, girl- you’re getting butterflies from that shit. But when you tease him, OH MY LORD that’s when the real fun happens. And if he wants to control your body, LET. HIM. TRUST ME HE’LL DO AN AMAZING JOB. Okay that’s enough about Max.
by yourmombigtitty November 21, 2021
Get the Maxmug. 
by crackheadbill July 17, 2018
Get the Maxmug. A person with a strange and dirty sense of humor. Who likes trains, Sonic and stickers of the rock hugging a rock with the caption love yourself.
He comes up with the dumbest, most disgusting quotes ever that they are so perfect, that they are just amazing.
He comes up with the dumbest, most disgusting quotes ever that they are so perfect, that they are just amazing.
Person 1: Hey Max
Max: I reckon when we die, instead of going to heaven, we should go to ulladulla Funland
Max: I reckon when we die, instead of going to heaven, we should go to ulladulla Funland
by Lel no May 27, 2019
Get the Maxmug. Drakes alter ego.
by Funkytrunky January 2, 2024
Get the Anita Max Wynnmug. A boy that is very confusing about his feelings. You have feelings for him but you don't want the feelings. No matter how hard you try you can't stop liking him. You are heartbroken that you have to go to different schools as him. You love him, but you can't tell if he loves you. He is popular, you are not. He flirts with other girls but when it's just the two of you he is kind. When you are alone you hug and get very close. You talk about your day. His strange friend that has a girlfriend in which she is a bitch. And she gets mad when her boyfriend flirts with you. He is very cute and nice. He is tearing you apart. You have daily traditions where he jumps over your head in gym class. You can't help but smile when you see him. You are sad it's summer since it means you won't see him and it's one year until you go to different schools as him.
by Crystalsafm June 11, 2018
Get the Maxmug.