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The Luke-Ness Monster

Luke P. from Hannah’s season of the bachelorette. Someone who makes everything about them and snakes their way into every conversation.
“I’m not gonna let the Luke-Ness Monster snake his way into Hannah’s heart.”
by Mtessa17 June 18, 2019
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Butt Monster

Usually a girl who is obsessed with butt holes. Also could be a girl who farts often and loudly.
by VerySmartAndTruthful March 10, 2019
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independent woman gorilla monster

a being (usually a female human, but can be substituted for a male human or other creature for extra irony) who depends on nobody but themselves. They are capable of countless heroic duties and are the main character of their own girl power movie. Typically, they will go to lengths to avoid accepting help, even when most efficient. Their intent on being an independent being with the strength of a gorilla to face hardship and fierceness of a monster is their defining characteristic
by Bufanaqueshria August 19, 2024
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Pocket Monster

the full word of what pokemon really means
by lenox505 January 4, 2019
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Monster Crash

Similar affect that occurs after a sugar/caffeine high; more specifically after drinking a Monster energy drink and the affects wear off.
Dude, I think Kyle is gonna pass out. He's on a major Monster Crash!
by Urban Dicks Are Hairy July 16, 2019
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Polish monster

Oh my gosh Jacob, you've got a polish monster dong!
by Big Sausage Squirter August 25, 2019
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monster chugger

(n)
A very hardcore and conceited person who drinks at least two monsters a day. They are usually douchebags who are extremely athletic and energetic. They view themselves as the coolest most awesome people on the planet. They constantly have energy and usually die at a young age due to the large intake of chemicals. Most monster chuggers are extremly manly and don't shower often. They also have heavily gelled spiky hair and only wear shorts and sweatpants.
" Dude thats your seventh monster, your becoming a monster chugger this needs to stop."
by d'naal December 29, 2009
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