David

The blackest person in the world. The most skinniest guy ever.

David is the blackest.

by Nice cookie woman January 24, 2024

David

A guy that has been with so many girls, that seemingly any girl can get a ride on his bus

Hey David, Can I ride your bus

by bentenner November 24, 2021

Davidic Davititis

A chronic highly allergenic inflammatory condition caused by the return of latently infected nerve cells. Treatment within 48 hours of onset may limit the development of a persistent, severe pain (neuralgia)

Most people will become allergic after a single priming exposure to Davidic Davititis.

by JesterOthaPines December 9, 2019

david hall

sooks and complains most of the time and loves commodores and hates toyota cruisers

i like david hall he has a nice beard, if only he was clean shaven

by wefituknow May 24, 2017

David de Fraud

The worst Goalkeeper in the Premier League and possible Europe. Has a howler at least once every two weeks and is a waste of transfer fees

“David de fraud was shite last night against West Ham”

by Rooftophallways May 7, 2023

David Blowie

A better word for a nice blowjob

Of course Vanja ended up giving Simon another David Blowie.

by Elias Brunner July 13, 2018

David

David a person that never wants to take his car out , goes to church on sundays “ ill see wusup” means ( he’s not showing up ) . Has a little bit of dj caution vibes to him

David is a man of god

by Cpteee November 22, 2021