A song and video game that was meant to teach people about train safety, but ended up becoming a trend. In the video, it shows multiple beans dying a different way.
Numpty sets his hair on fire
Hapless poked a stick at a grizzly bear
Pillock took expired medicine
Dippy used his private parts as piranha bait
Dummkopf took his toast out with a fork and then burned to death
Dimwit did his own electrical work
Stupe taught himself how to fly
Lax ate a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie and got sick
Clod the psycho killer was invited inside
Doomed scratched a drug dealer's brand new ride
Numskull took off her helmet in outer space
Bungle used a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Mishap kept a rattlesnake as a pet
Dunce sold both of his kidneys on the internet
Calamity ate a tube of superglue
Ninny pressed a red button
Botch dressed up as a moose during hunting season
Doofus disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stumble stood at the edge of a train station platform
Bonehead drove around the boom gates at a level crossing
And finally, Putz ran across the tracks between the platforms.
Numpty sets his hair on fire
Hapless poked a stick at a grizzly bear
Pillock took expired medicine
Dippy used his private parts as piranha bait
Dummkopf took his toast out with a fork and then burned to death
Dimwit did his own electrical work
Stupe taught himself how to fly
Lax ate a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie and got sick
Clod the psycho killer was invited inside
Doomed scratched a drug dealer's brand new ride
Numskull took off her helmet in outer space
Bungle used a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Mishap kept a rattlesnake as a pet
Dunce sold both of his kidneys on the internet
Calamity ate a tube of superglue
Ninny pressed a red button
Botch dressed up as a moose during hunting season
Doofus disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stumble stood at the edge of a train station platform
Bonehead drove around the boom gates at a level crossing
And finally, Putz ran across the tracks between the platforms.
Me: I created a whole new version of Dumb Ways to Die by Tangerine Kitty!
My friends: Cool! We would love to see it!
My friends: Cool! We would love to see it!
by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 April 21, 2023
Get the Dumb Ways to Diemug. There are three potential definitions for this.
#1 A dead meme known as ''Ugandan Knuckles''
#2 The way of the Mandalorian. This is the one true ''The way''. This is THE way
#3 Some dumb religion thing i guess
#1 A dead meme known as ''Ugandan Knuckles''
#2 The way of the Mandalorian. This is the one true ''The way''. This is THE way
#3 Some dumb religion thing i guess
by DIEGROSSENDEUTSCHESREICH March 22, 2022
Get the The Waymug. Chiki bop all da way baby buss it down break it all da way is when you slap a chick on the forehead with your penis so hard that it fractures her skull and leaves a dick imprint on her forhead and made her break dance on the floor all the way then proceeded to get brain damage
by Prolapsed urethra September 23, 2025
Get the Chiki bop all da way baby buss it down break it all da waymug. by Hello123.. June 4, 2025
Get the the Catherine waymug. by SMGQuez May 29, 2021
Get the 1 Way Boymug. A new cooler term for the archaic “baby shower” and it’s alternate, though highly non PC cheug , “blessing way”. It’s a chance to celebrate the coming of a new life with friends and families . Oh also plastic toys and clothes that will end up in the trash are strongly discouraged. It’s all about taking time to recognize the coming of the baby - make way!
by Ya Nicki October 5, 2021
Get the Baby Waymug. 
Get the Cincinnati 3 waymug.