When you confess your love to someone you’ve known for 20 days and spend every waking hour with them all while getting no puss.
by Neekneekdafreakfreak September 24, 2022

Three men form a triangle. One man reaches across the triangle and starts jerking one mans penis. The mans penis who is getting jerked reaches across and jerks off both men.
by HoldenTudix May 5, 2023

A phrase used by doofus’s to attempt to sound intelligent when in all reality it only makes the speaker sound like a dodo bird.
Hey Wally, don’t look into anything that might make us money, that shit’s going the way of the dodo bird around here.
by Gov’t Cheese January 13, 2023

Bob: Phil, have you seen Pete since he blew that interview?
Phil: No, but I heard he took it so hard he stormed off to the nearest bridge and went on his merry way.
Bob: LOL! Wish I could have been there to see it. Would have been the YouTube video of the century.
Pete killed himself. That is what it means to go on one's merry way.
Phil: No, but I heard he took it so hard he stormed off to the nearest bridge and went on his merry way.
Bob: LOL! Wish I could have been there to see it. Would have been the YouTube video of the century.
Pete killed himself. That is what it means to go on one's merry way.
by UDUser4820 May 24, 2018

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by FresonatedMunchie April 13, 2012

A Con-Way Street is a situation where a deal or contract is made which, by using deceit and trickery, only actually has a positive outcome for one of the people signing.
Based on the phrase 'One-Way Street' and the word 'Con'.
Based on the phrase 'One-Way Street' and the word 'Con'.
by C L G February 14, 2020
