Jacob Sartorius

The most thoughtful boy, the hottest boy

Jacob Sartorius is hot

by Fhjddjjd April 28, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is a kind, fun, loving person who you can trust with anything and everything... He's smart and always makes you smile... hes misjudged and is never prejudice. Those who know him know he's an amazing friend who you can talk to and confide in... Jacob is someone who you love hanging out with. He makes you feel loved and good about yourself... he would rather take a bullet himself than let someone he loves die...jacobs are awesome go find yourself a Jacob!!!!

"I wish I had myself a jacob"

by Crazy🙃 June 13, 2018

Jacob

A tall-ass nigga who gets all them hoes on his 6’8-ass dick

Some hoe: I wanna fucc Jacob😍😍😍
His nigga Erik: Damn that’s my nigga Jacob

by I am not a cat or. Shark November 24, 2021

Jacob McGuigan

Jacob is a stunning man, seen as a father to some and a best friend to all, this 105lb man will beat the living wheels off you if you dare speak word of anyone he loves. Jacob is a hard worker who never backs down, he is always ready to drop the mitts on the ice or throw the biscuit top cheese. this guy is a all around BEAST and all aspire to some day be as great as him.

*Someone chirps isla rose*
* Jacob beats the wheels off them*
"holy shit that guy just got Jacob McGuiganed to fuck"

by Taintlickerwafflekicker May 20, 2022

Jacob

This dude is not great at talking with girls. Like he really struggles but yet can make a racist joke whenever he pleases. This guy probably believes then world is flat and definitely believes that climate change is not real.

But he loves his country music with a passion.

Guy 1: oh man who is playing the banjo?
Guy 2: Jacob's at it again

by Itsjustme7 January 25, 2025

jacob edwards

1. Slut
2. Idiot
3. Person who likes every fake girl
4. Falls for people easily
5. Can't tell a nice person from a hoe

Jacob Edwards Likes a fake person - Abbi ( A Side Hoe )

by PenelopeLynnBlake043004 May 12, 2016

Jacob

A Jacob is typically a rude, awful person. They usually can’t keep relationships because they love to party and Live for attention from all women except their own. Jacobs usually smoke a lot of weed can can’t stay erect because they always circle jerk to heavy metal music in their free time.

Guy one: yo is Jacob throwing that giant circle jerk party?

Guy 2: yeah bro, we’re all getting super chopped so it’s not gay

Guy one: it’s still gay bro..

Guy 2: ... nah bro, chill out and wack off.

by -ali$420&- July 2, 2019