If You Are Wholly Sincere, I Will Punch Them Dead In The Mouth

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

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Tinder punch

When you you go on a date with a girl from tinder that doesn't look like her profile (fugly) but you have sex with her anyways and stick it in her butt when she's not expecting it.

"Dude, I tinder punched this hoe last night!"

by Awedray October 6, 2017

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A secret taekwondo move where you punch simultaneously with both hands, making it impossible to defend.

It can be used as defence against attackers, kidnappers, or other bad guys.

It's also a well known dance move, first popularized in Mexico.

Bag guy: I'm robbing you

Not bad guy: *double punch es with both fists at the same time.

Bad guy: *is confused and leaves

by davefromcanada February 18, 2024

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keyboard punch monkey

Any computer job that involves just entering entering data into a program that does not require much thought or mental process.

Man1: Hey man how did your day go?
Man2: Boring, all I did was enter numbers in to the accounting software. I felt like a keyboard punch monkey.

by Benjamin Fox March 2, 2017

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Falcon Punch

When the male is fingering or 'poking' the female he inserts both his thumb and index finger and reaches for the top of the cave of the Womb, Pinches with both fingers pulls down as far as he can and lets the skin ping right back up again. - Bleeding is Inevitable.

Falcon Punch

by HardcoreGreenArmy April 26, 2010

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