avocado pizza

A "couple" that thinks their they're so cute, but not at all. They make you feel like puking every time you see them

OMG! they are total avocado pizza, ew.

by MewTheCat21 April 17, 2017

Pizza

A food I eat at parties, when all the other school lunch sucks ass, or when I wake up late as leftovers.

1. Me: dam this party cool asf *eats pizza* hey that guy has a really cool wig
2. Me: all these other lunch options suck ass imma get the buffalo pizza
3. Me: aw fuck it’s 1:07 welp imm grab sum pizza

by raybeez July 1, 2022

Pizza

Nudes in which the female has large nipples

Bro. I got some pizza from this girl last night

by CooperQuattro November 14, 2017

Work Pizza

Delivery or carryout from the Domino's pizza chain.

So-called because the company offers special deals for corporate accounts; consequently, it has become the go-to pizzeria for office parties.

"Anyplace but Domino's. This ain't the office, I don't want no work pizza."

by Colonel_Panic November 12, 2023

Carpet Pizza

A large round spot on a carpet resembling a pizza. Usually found while cleaning up the morning after a raging party. Most often the result of a really voluminous hork after after eating and having one too many.

Guy 1 “Dude, who ordered the pizza?”
Guy 2 “Look closer, it’s not a regular pizza, it’s a carpet pizza”
Guy 1 “Dude, that’s nasty!”
Guy 2 “Put a rug over it, no one will notice.”

by Tannasgh May 7, 2018

Turtle Pizza

When you stick your dick in a pizza and feed it to a turtle.

Man, did you see Jeff do a Turtle Pizza last night!

by Sassy Steve July 13, 2022

Reverse Pizza Pocket

When you fuck a girl really hard and she has a prolapse. Then you lick and nibble on the prolapse like your enjoying a pizza pocket.

Girl I'm hungry for a reverse pizza pocket. Spread then ass cheeks! I'm ready order!

by Horse Meat Chalupa November 14, 2023