Crotch Potatoe

1. A potatoe chip that has sat in your lap, being covered by fat which you then eat.

2. A lover who does nothing except sit on your crotch or play with it.

1. "Yes, a crotch potatoe!

2. "My girl is such a crotch potatoe."

by ChewyProductions December 5, 2017

study potato

A person who is under pressure from too much study - at home all the time, slowly becoming paler, spottier, rounder and rounder, unable to catch up with their friends. Just like a potato.

Sorry I haven't see you guys for ages and I can't come to the movies again - I'm a study potato.

by bedhairbubbles December 5, 2017

HOT POTATO

The alternative to a cold potato

The alternative to the cold 🥔.

Hot potato, hot potato (hot potato, hot potato)
Hot potato, hot potato (hot potato, hot potato)
Hot potato, hot potato (potato), potato (potato)
Potato, potato, potato

by Whatsworthforgiving December 11, 2017

bobbing for potatoes

When you put a raw potato in a cows asshole then you eat the potato and everything else that comes out

Hey do want to go bobbing for potatoes

Nah man that's nasty

by Professional potato bobber May 7, 2018

Potato Gene

An inherited trait that makes you like any form of potatoes.

Guy 1: I got my mother’s sweet tooth
Guy 2: I got my father’s potato gene
Guy 1: Lit fam

by MyDICKKKKKKKKKKK May 7, 2018

butt potato

Losing your anal virginity

I lost my butt potato last night.

by zorgylp February 21, 2018

potato

it’s uncooked form may be underestimated. but, you never underestimate it’s TRUE form.

french fries
hashbrowns

mashed potatoes

literally every type of potato
you should know what potatoes are

example: you are a potato

by Jungshook forever and always May 7, 2018