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John-Paul

A John-Paul is a laboratory created clone with the genius of Napoleon, the ruthlessness of Julius Caesar, the daring of Hannibal, and the shrewdness of Attila the Hun.

A John-Paul is a Lovecraftian agent of chaos whose motives and machinations are unclear. A John-Paul goes by many names: "The Crawling Chaos," "God of a Thousand Forms," "Stalker Among the Stars," "Black Pharaoh," "Faceless God," and "Messenger of the Outer Gods" among others.

Otherwise, a John-Paul is known for being a swell fella and steadfast friend.
Revelation 13:1: John-Paul will rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.
by NotJohn-Paul November 23, 2021
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Paul

A man with a massive schlong or schlange he is a absolute beast and will fight anyone who comes at him...he's also great in the sheets
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Paul

You is a real faggot Paul
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Paul

You is a real faggot Paul”
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donald paul

a mega chad whose dick is beyond comprehension
Person: That guy loves men soooooooooooooooooooooooo much, he must be a donald paul.
by abcdimakememes May 16, 2023
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eye ball Paul

A drinking game that entails pouring a strong spirit into each eye before taking a large swig from the bottle.
John can’t see because he just did an eye ball Paul
by The skinner June 3, 2023
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Paul

A sexy legend with a huge dick, he gets all of the bitches and all the guys are hella mad they ain't like him. When i mention huge dick i mean like miles long!
Guy: Omg he is so sexy.
Guy 2: He must be a Paul!
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