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drain my nugs

A much cooler way of saying "I'm cumming," or, "WHOOPTY WOO HERE COMES THE GOO!"

A cooler way to say masturbate
"Man, when I get home, first thing I'm going to do is drain my nugs"
by Skycoder711 May 21, 2017
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byte my ass

What you may wish to suggest to an IT geek such as the Geek Wads at Best Buy when they fuck up your computer setup or can’t communicate their way out of a paper bag about what they did because they are such emotionally deficient techie nerds.
Byte my ass you disrespectful little techie cretin!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 26, 2019
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Irrigate my cANAL

1. To irrigate ones anal cavity.
2. To fuck an ass.
3. Irrigate a canal.
4. Water the water.
5. What is a canal?
Irrigate my cANAL

"I just ate two bowls of beans and then irrigated my cANAL."
;
"I irrigated that girls cANAL so hard last night!"
by Dexter Hulk January 28, 2021
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suck my pumpkin

Something entirely family friendly that also has a vulgar sound to it that you can say on Halloween to someone who has no treat for you at their front door.
Hey there you cheap dipstick, why don’t you suck my pumpkin?
by Dr Bunnygirl April 10, 2021
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Visualize my asshole!

A common response, often yelled from one’s moving vehicle, to the vapid jerks who display the inane bumper sticker, “Visualize Whirled Peas.”
In a moment of deep irritation fueled by my lifelong pacifism, coupled with a brief moment of surprising pity, I loudly shouted, “Visualize my asshole!” to the sad sack occupants of the hulking SUV as it passed me on the boulevard.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 14, 2021
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do my do

An expression describing doing your regular program that you do and clearly conveying that you’re going to do it this way.
Just let me do my do - and I’ll get back to you later when I’m done!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 4, 2021
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Tittin My Nip's

A universal term for anything that blow's your mind.
Randy: spills his shit in johny's car.

Johny: dude you have to be tittin my nip's right now!
by Jeanwilson March 3, 2011
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