Load Your Wagon

The act of taking a Wawa hoagie, (any variety) and inserting it, in its entirety, up your anus, in order to sneak said hoagie in to either a Phillies game or concert at the Mann Music Centre.

I'm hungry and we're late for the Bon Iver concert! The food at the Mann is so expensive. I might have to stop at Wawa and load your wagon honey. sorry.

by Be like water. September 17, 2012

carrots in your ear

built up ear wax.

earwax pouring out of your ear.

john "ewww look at those carrots in your ear"
tom "ewww thats gross"

by kay stash July 26, 2012

Slap your McMuffin

A straight to the point pickup line in which you imply that you are going to beat one's vagina.

Person 1: I'm going to slap your McMuffin!
Person 2: Hell, you could eat my McMuffin.
Person 1: Ummmm.... A'ight.
Person 2: Tonight. My apartment. 10 o' clock.
Person 1: Sweet.

by Unicornxcannibal March 5, 2011

bless your crack

The equivalent of bless you, but for a fart.

Natheefah (presenting creative rational for new client): as you can see by our creative direction prrrrrrfffft...

Bryan: Bless your crack

Natheefah: thank you, we have covered all the bases..

by 2minutedoodle September 26, 2011

your mom's a pig

A phrase that came into existence on the 27/03/23 in a dorm in northern Belgium. It is meant to be an insult.

Person 1: (snoring) your mom's a pig
Person 2: (jumps out of bed) sexy pig

by npat March 30, 2023

Hankin your Schrader

When you hank your schrader, Hank Schrader from Breaking Bad appears and eats EDP445.

From a Hank Schrader Cameo | "MrBeast from Fortnite will slide his horse meat ding dong into your sussy bussy,you know what I'm saying? Now, I know you’ve been Hankin your Schrader to cupcakes, till your left leg goes numb."

by jackforlife101 April 19, 2023

fiddle with your pickle

When one, typically a man with a penis, begins to masturbate.
This is the build up to the climax and does not include the climax it’s self. Do not get confused. Many men might fiddle with there pickle for fun and not reach any goal.

Just like how some may play with there food but have no intention of eating it.

Wendy: “hey, why’s Ash taking so long?”
Ella: “I don’t know, you better not fiddle with your pickle in there Ash”
Ash: “I’m not!”

by BigButteryBoi April 16, 2020