java job

To give a blow job afer taking a drink of hot coffee.

Louis got a java job during his Valentine's day breakfast in bed.

by Maxamillion Man July 30, 2008

BANG JOBBING

After a male or female bangs and they exit the place of banging. Then they do the walk of shame.

Where is Ashley?
She's out bang jobbing.

by The Italian Bang Job March 6, 2009

Wall Job

The sexually act of slamming your erected penis into a wall until the point of bleeding. Your partner must then suck you off until your penis stops bleeding.

As I sat in bed i got so aroused that I realized I must have a wall job.

by The Creator of Jobs December 1, 2016

big job

An mtg phrase that used to be used when something highly improbable happened. Now it has been basterdized, and is used way to much.

Fluctuator beat landstill? Big Job!

by Clavio May 1, 2005

italian job

A special job where you take a huge rigotoni and put it on the dick, then pour sauce and SUCK. Very Very tasty

by The Master..........454- June 24, 2003

Knee Job

This occurs usually in a loud bar. A male approaches a female he is interested in and proceeds to rub his crotch against her knee as he comes in to talk to her. Usually used to display sexual prowess and vigor.

Amy: Wow did you see that freak try for a knee job? He's creepy and I don't like his suit.
Sean: Man this chick wanted me so bad she gave me a knee job.

by Derooger September 20, 2013

Job Blow

Having oral sex with a tracheotomy patient, where the penis enters the trachea and comes out the mouth.

"The old lady who works at the supermarket and once smoked 5 packs a day gives great job blows."

by DeAnn Guthrie April 10, 2013