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Clodagh and Nathan 

Clodagh loves nathan but nathan loves her a lot more and she can’t accept it even tho he always wins the i love you more game. ❤️
Nathan: I love you clodagh
Clodagh: I love you more
Nathan: No you don’t thats not true because i love you more
Nathan again: Sends a picture of pringle can to throw her off
Clodagh: yum

Nathan: I win again
Clodagh and Nathan play the same game later and Nathan wins again
Clodagh and Nathan by Niggercoonbmw December 19, 2023

I HAD SEX WITH NATHANS MOMS 

guy 1: i just had sex with nathans moms
guy 2: no way, you too???
i had sex with Nathans moms

Pull a Nathan 

When you tell people you'll join them in an activity right after the current activity and then completely ghost them.

-ing / ed
"I thought you were going to join us yesterday but turns out you Pulled a Nathan."

"Hey sorry for Pulling a Nathan yesterday, my car broke down and my cell phone died in the middle of nowhere."

"Not to Pull a Nathan, but I may actually be unable to be there tomorrow."
Pull a Nathan by MrAuri June 7, 2024

Karson + Nathan + Anika + Cassidy 

Besties for the resties
Karson + Nathan + Anika + Cassidy are the baddest bitches and are an epic group of amigos

My silly bro Nathan 

When your bro Nathan does some pretty wacky awesome stuff.
Robert: "Brooo you are such my silly bro Nathan!"
Nathan: "Hello"

jerking off nathaniel style

Jerking Off Nathaniel Style refers to jerking off but like a Nathaniel. To Jerk Off Nathaniel Style, you must have vinegar and Mountain Dew, preferably LiveWire flavored. Then, you wanna put both items in a bag and stick your dick inside. Then, you go on as if you were jerking off normally, only you cum in the Mountain Dew vinegar filled bag instead.
David wanted to jerk off, like he always does. But he was bored of the usual ways of using a fleshlight and his hands. He had heard from his classmates about jerking off nathaniel style and wanted to try it out. He went to his gas station to get some Mountain Dew and went back home for the vinegar. He took the objects he needed into a secluded alleyway and proceeded with the J.O.N.S. In the middle of his jerk off session (nathaniel style), a car with strobing lights on the top passed by. David has epilepsy and proceeded to seize and foam out the mouth. David was found dead 3 weeks later because no one gives a fuck about David.