dad

gone

my dad is gone

by al3j_ndr0 January 27, 2021

Codey’s dad

A man who leaves his son and wife behind in Australia and moves to Canada

Australian Kid - “My dad left to Canada”

Another Kid - “So your dad pulled a Codey’s dad?”

by TheMoistPengu February 26, 2022

Your dad lesbian

Your mom gay on opposite day

Guy 1: “hey bro”
Guy 2: “Your mom gay”
Guy 1: “It’s opposite day” Guy 2: “oh dang that rhymes”
Also guy 2: “Your dad lesbian”

by I need help 2023 January 11, 2023

dad's milk

It a rare thing that you will never get to see.

ha. Where's your dad's milk huh?

by dontgetserious February 23, 2023

Dad Rope

Euphemism for semen.

Damn son, did you see those huge dad ropes he shot on her back??

by Omniimpotent May 24, 2022

A dad

Something you don't have

Your dad went to go get milk 2 blocks away. A dad is the excuse of spoiled milk.

by Depressed No Dad November 16, 2022

dad cock

An average to slightly above average sized penis (generally in the 5.5-6.5 inch range) on a man 40 years of age or older, frequently accompanied by naturally full pubes but not always

That older guy who fucked me wasn’t hung, but his dad cock still felt so good inside me.

by averagehornygay April 22, 2023