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Don't be a Calanthe

The perfect way of saying the word cunt without saying it. You can often use any words of English literature to tell someone to simply "Don't be a cunt". But if saying the word cunt is a bit too bleak and to the point and you really wanna drive home how much you hate someone. Bring back the past in one of the most satisfying ways with the last name of someone you really despise.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Yo! Where the hell have you been?
Guy 2: I was just at some girl's house. I had to bounce, she was being a real Calanthe.
Guy 1: I feel ya bro.

Example 2:
Girl 1: Take your shit and get out of my house!
Guy 2: I get it! You're mad because someone was right about getting his computer hacked!

Girl 1: I'm just mad that he's way better at being likable than I am because I can only sway guys with ass and tits!
Guy 2: That's not the only thing you're really good at doing!
Girl 1: What? Me being a power hungry Reddit Karma whore?!?
Guy 2: No! It's being a Calanthe! Don't be a Calanthe!
by King/Diablo December 9, 2021
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we're outlaws in a world that don't want us no more

haha funny RDR2 refrence arthuer morgan ahhahahahahah!!!!
Arthur Morgan -we're outlaws in a world that don't want us no more
by FIR3_BREAK3R December 10, 2021
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Don't be looking at my ass

When a divorced rough middle aged man catches you looking at his ass whilst he holds an item of choice
Guy: Wow look at his ass
Divorced man: Don't be looking at my ass (item of choice is a cold coffee)
by Dr. ShrimpPuertoRico December 18, 2021
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for those who don't speak fluent science

a figure of speech or to simplify something confusing in science
"anyways for those who don't speak fluent science what i'm saying is they originally used snail snot(mucus) to make the color purple"
by Bacon Milk April 1, 2022
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for those who don't speak fluent science

to simplify something confusing for yall who don't pay attention in science (seriously pay attention!!)
the teacher looked at the class and said "anyways for those who don't speak fluent science they originally used snail snot/slime to make the color purple"
by Bacon Milk April 7, 2022
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all up in the Kool-Aid don't even know the flavor

Someone who's listening and commenting on other's people conversation without knowing the context.
by ADezzyBoi April 8, 2022
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I don't know

by Ur dad is gay November 5, 2021
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