A woman that drives around with a bunch of kids taking them to practice in a van ,with a three finger sign in the back window. And doesn't know what the sign means .
by trobedemn June 14, 2016
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by NeggrusMaximus June 20, 2016
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by the annoying orange October 8, 2016
Get the your mom mug.A person who has been tasked (self appointed or by the group) with any combination of the following: setting up the cannabis concentrates to be consumed by their peers, taking care of the "wounded soldiers", aka lightweight smokers, or in general being a great host at a smoke sesh. This then dubs the caretaker person the "Dab mom".
Every time I go to Kate's apartment she takes such good care of me. She has the best concentrates and even heats up my nail, even if it's just because I destroy the quartz banger when I torch it, she's still a total Dab Mom.
by BrowneyedandBaked February 8, 2018
Get the Dab Mom mug.A mom who believes their child (ren) always follow the rules and would never do anything intentionally wrong.
Owen just got those shoes last week and they're already destroyed.
He has always been tough on shoes; that doesn't happen with your other son.
If he loves the shoes, he will do everything he can to care for them though, right?
Pfff if you believe that, you're a complete coffee mom.
He has always been tough on shoes; that doesn't happen with your other son.
If he loves the shoes, he will do everything he can to care for them though, right?
Pfff if you believe that, you're a complete coffee mom.
by Whatsgoodyoungho February 16, 2018
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by Tinkrbell22 January 25, 2017
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