There's something about her isn't there.
Vanilla Ice- I just got jumped by a van full of Crips to get to Mary J Blige. They fucked my ass up.
Pat Healy- You should see Norm the pizza boy. He had somebody break his back to get to her. He hasn't been walking right in a long time now.
Pat Healy- You should see Norm the pizza boy. He had somebody break his back to get to her. He hasn't been walking right in a long time now.
by Snowboy Jr. December 17, 2022
Get the Mary J Bligemug. Saint Mary Magdalene is a preppy catholic school, where my cousin goes. It's in Delco, and if you don't know what that is, fuck you. They are all stood up cunt bags and have big ass houses in developments. They usually go to Cardinal " O'whora" and try getting hammered every night. To sum it up, they are all faggots.
by ajmc31527 December 17, 2017
Get the Saint Mary Magdalenemug. Usually talks to multiple boys until she finds the one, but that won't last long. She is Nice and will do anything to protect her loved ones unless it's a boy cus she doesn't go that far for boys "they aren't worth it" is something she would say. If you can score Marie for more than a month you a legend.
"Damn, how long have you been with her?"
" about 27 days"
"damn yo ngl you might make it to a month"
"thats surprising its Marie"
" about 27 days"
"damn yo ngl you might make it to a month"
"thats surprising its Marie"
by iuyrewqwioe January 4, 2024
Get the Mariemug. by FlossBot April 23, 2020
Get the Marimug. The best girl you would ever find. If you catch one, don't let her go. She will love you and make you the happiest guy ever. She will ask you for nudes sometimes yet she's not really horny. Besides, you make her horny. A lover of Disney and dogs
Dude 1: Daaaaaaamn, that girl is soooo hot.
Me: I know, she's Mary Andy, she's perfect and she's my girlfriend
Me: I know, she's Mary Andy, she's perfect and she's my girlfriend
by Gansosrosas April 1, 2017
Get the Mary Andymug. The only one there during yo hard times homie. Fuck the drugs fuck the hoes fuck everyone. All you need is yo besfren. She'll make you laugh constantly and make yu feel better when u sad and shit
Crystal: ayo homie have yu tried fuckin with Mary Jane??
Me: Ye she a real one. Best shit in history of forever
Me: Ye she a real one. Best shit in history of forever
by yobobfye May 13, 2024
Get the Mary Janemug. An amazing person that is really pretty very smart and very caring. Everyone wants a Mari in their life. Mari’s have the best energy and vibes. Mari’s are the most funny and wonderful people. If you don’t have a Mark in your life your need one and if you do have one your very lucky.
by Only Fans November 23, 2021
Get the Marimug.