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monster energy

an energy drink popular among egirls, skaters, and emo kids. the quality varies on who you ask, with some saying it’s the milk of the gods while others say it tastes like dog piss. Whether you think you’ll actually enjoy it or want to look cool, try it out.
Jason: Hey, is katie drinking monster energy?
Alice: Yea, i wonder if she actually likes it.
by Hahaimcomingforyourwig July 10, 2021
mugGet the monster energymug.

cookie monster

Somebody who engages in performative allyship in order to figuratively earn cookies from marginalized folks and/or other allies.
Given that Tracy is herself white, she looks like a huge cookie monster every time she goes and Facebook an announces how much she's fed up with white people.
by PoppyLand February 21, 2018
mugGet the cookie monstermug.

Nutting Monster

A monster that has only been rumored and spoken of in children bedtime story. After hearing this story children were often afraid to even check their closets or drawers as it had a habit of collecting two types of objects pink socks and nuts. If you find any nuts in a nest made of pink sock do not attempt to eat. If the Nutting Monster catches someone eating his nuts he will come and chomp off your nuts and add it to his personal collection.
Beaware of the Nutting Monster, he will take all of your nuts.
by Nutting Monster October 28, 2017
mugGet the Nutting Monstermug.

googie monster

someone who has consumed six or more pills in one night.
Holy shit, that guy doing the melbourne shuffle in the corner is such a googie monster nom nom nom
by nomnomnomilovegoogies December 22, 2009
mugGet the googie monstermug.

the brian monster

A sexy beast who is gay but in denial and secretly wants to nail his best friend
by Gay bastard fart June 26, 2016
mugGet the the brian monstermug.

Monster

The fucking thing under your bed
“Father for there is a monster under my bed” “shut the fuck up timmy and go to bed
by chimkin nugg January 14, 2021
mugGet the Monstermug.

Tikness Monster

A scary and delusional monster with
red hair who comes to tickle and whisper silly thoughts in your ear
OMG NO ITS THE TIKNESS MONSTER!!!”
by dicksleeve February 5, 2023
mugGet the Tikness Monstermug.

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