soccer mom crisis 

An annoyance or small problem that somebody is ridiculously treating as a major problem. It is based on stereotypical soccer mom women. They are often pampered upper-middle-class types who expect everything to go their way, and cannot handle even a small matter that is out of their control.

When Emily shouted at the Starbucks baristas for being out of sugar-free vanilla syrup, her embarrassed boyfriend told her to calm down and quit having a soccer mom crisis.

soccer mom crisis by Lavender12 July 14, 2015

copter mom 

A mother who hovers over their child until the end of time. Cut the cord mom, cut the cord.

Look at that copter mom is cutting his food still, he's 20.

copter mom by easykarma October 18, 2015

squad mom 

The friend that is always there and some how always possess snacks, water, or money to acquire the latter

The squad mom got us while we were chillin.

squad mom by BotMirage July 26, 2016

Your mom 

What you say when someone asks you what you're doing

Jeff:"hey, what you doing this weekend?"

Tim:"your mom!!!"

Your mom by Happykitty2012:3 June 11, 2016

Whiskey Mom 

The more extreme version of a wine mom. Instead of sipping wine through your child naps or at the dinner table or at every bath, you just throw some whiskey in a cup with whatever you can find and drink that shit like the hardcore mom you are. No shame in easing a little anxiety. Being a mother is the hardest job out there. Definitely all of her nieces and nephews vodka aunt at times. May also be referred to as a vodka mom or maybe even beer mom.

Trace: Mom are...are you drinking..?
Trish: Yeah
Trace: But Miley's asleep in the other room. It's not even the weekend. What are you a wine mom?
Trish: I'm a whiskey mom. This is Canada House fam

Whiskey Mom by Shirleythememefactory October 19, 2016

Your mom 

used for bad insults

im tired
your mom is tired

Your mom by llamacorn303 November 28, 2016

your mom 

A phrase you use when you try to piss anyone off at anytime.

Cindy: Soooo jim will you go out with me no
Douchbag Jim: No
Cindy: But why
Douchbag jim: Because your mom
Cindy: That phrase is so old jim
Douchbag Jim: Yea like your mom
Cindy: How do you now how old my mom is
Douchbag jim: Because her i slept with her :)
Cindy: That proves nothing
Douchbag Jim: Her Pussy was filled with spiderwebs

Jessica: whats the answer to number 12
Douchbag Jim: Your mom

your mom by Douchbag Jim April 6, 2017