May 14 is propose to your girlfriend day. If your name is Alex, Elie, or Jack you have to propose to your girlfriend right now.
Jack: hey isn’t today May 14 you should ask sara to marry you today
Elie: You’re right ! I’m gonna go do that right now 💍
Elie: You’re right ! I’m gonna go do that right now 💍
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Get the Eliza-May mug.A person often female who has a striking resemblance to Edna from the incredible. She is chronically online and has become delusional, this delusion has led to her thinking that Roblox is better than Minecraft. May is truly a horrible person.
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Get the May mug.The best legends of the world are born on this day. If you know someone born on this day go up to them and recognize their greatness.
Nick, "It's Jacob's birthday."
Tyler, "Today is May 26."
Tyler," Hey Jacob, congrats on being ythe captain of basketbalm team and football team."
Tyler, "Today is May 26."
Tyler," Hey Jacob, congrats on being ythe captain of basketbalm team and football team."
by Jack267 April 11, 2020
Get the May 26 mug.A May Sim is typically a blonde, attractive woman. They are often referred to as 'amazing' but hate it with passion; don't worry though they make up for it with "other passions"
Person 1: Wow, she looks really nice today.
Person 2: Yeah she looks like May Sim
sexy attractive beautiful
Person 2: Yeah she looks like May Sim
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by BananaBob November 27, 2014
Get the may sim mug.if you have birthday this day, you are a god. if you have birthday, you can grab all your females friends. you can grab them at the pussy, ass, boobs, head and the whole body!! so CONGRATS
Teacher: who has birthday today (date: may 24)?
Student: i have
Teacher: CONGRATS! now every girl, stand in line so the birthday boy can grab you all by the pussy. Including me.
Student: ohhhh yeaah!
2 min later, there was a orgie with 12 female student, 1 Teacher and 1 birthday boy.
the birthday boy also gave them all finger, head, licking and he got ALOT of blowjobs!
Student: i have
Teacher: CONGRATS! now every girl, stand in line so the birthday boy can grab you all by the pussy. Including me.
Student: ohhhh yeaah!
2 min later, there was a orgie with 12 female student, 1 Teacher and 1 birthday boy.
the birthday boy also gave them all finger, head, licking and he got ALOT of blowjobs!
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