Jacob

At first Jacob appears as a sweet funny guy that is easy to befreind and pleasant. Until he starts turning kinda awful. He will then act like a bratty toddler throwing his toys out of his crib.

Person 1: Hey how's Jacob

Person 2: Uhhh.....

Jacob: WAAA I WANT ICE CREEEAAAMMM

by [ REDACTED ] October 14, 2021

Jacob

A thick as hell boi who loves cock and ball torture. (His sideburns tickle my butthole sometimes.)

Did you see Jacob strumming himself

by DaddyJake May 7, 2019

jacob

a beautiful person with a big heart

jacob has a big butt and a bigger heart.

by badingdongz November 22, 2021

Jacob

The main character

Jacob. Enough said

by Carrot3 August 15, 2022

Jacob Smyth

The party animal/alcoholic of the friend group. He may be short, but he’s a fantastic looking guy with a massive schlong. His body count is probably higher than your father’s.

“Jacob Smyth really popped out at the party last night!”

by PlutoniumGinger May 8, 2024

Jacob

Bottom

my friend jacob is a total bottom

by ComradeJulian November 14, 2020

Jacob

A very respected mogger

“Oh my gosh look it’s the biggest mogger of all, Jacob!

by destroyedsickner November 20, 2023