Jacob

A man with an nigger sized penis ( atleast 69 inches )

The easiest way to commit suicide is to get a mouthfull of jacobs dick

by Cancerisdank April 2, 2017

Jacob

The new type of CHAD in our school. Has apparently three girls fighting to the death for him. Somehow he was a nerd and then a chick-magnet after reading a book about love potions: The Chaser. SKETCHY and SUS. Jacob: a person who from zero to hero relating to the amount of chicks he has.

Jacob(my friend and me trying to get him some chicks) has lived up to his name.

by hfjklsfhlasjdfhklsdjfhakljfhas March 29, 2021

Pulling a Jacob

When you are in a conversation but completely ignore everything that is said. Then a few minutes later you repeat parts of the conversation that were already discussed.

We just finished discussing our dinner plans when my friend began pulling a jacob and asked what we were going to do for dinner.

by billyinsertrandomnumbershere November 16, 2023

LIl Jacob Choo Choo Charles Chungus Beanz

Someone who is violently Zimbabwe flicker felching to Duke Dennis without a license while roleplaying Choo Choo Charles and Shin sonic.

"Oh that's Jayden but be careful, some people call him a Lil Jacob Choo Choo Charles Chungus Beanz."

by SkibidiPapuslover3 December 9, 2024

jacob

a name

guy:hey jacob
jacob: hey

by omega_lamma69 March 23, 2021

Jacob

Jacob. Theres 2 kinds. Height wise: they can be really tall.... Or really short. Personality wise: The ones who are real assholes and then these ones >> The guy of your dreams but you dont see it right away. He is a real gentleman when he is dating a girl and the best part about being with a Jacob is joking around him. He is the funniest kid you will ever meet.A cute guy. Personality is great. He has a temper as big as his dick. He is sometimes sweet but don't let that hide his dirty mindedness.One of the best friends you will ever have. You'll fall for him quickly but he won't think that he's good enough or he'll be so clueless he'll never pick up on it. Super good looking and caring, very sweet and innocent. The worst heartbreak you'll ever have.He is sweet and considerate to everyone, and is always willing to lend a helping hand.He can always be there for you, and doesn't rely on anyone to deal with his problems. Sweetest guy on earth, makes you happy when you are sad, will hold you in his arms at tough times and when you are cold, funny, smart and out smarts a bunch of people, loving, smiles a lot, super romantic, flirty, can make you smile within a minute(unless you have no soul), great hugger, most honest guy you'll ever meet, and he is totally respectful to women.

girl-why are you crying
crying girl-jacob doesn't like me

by StoneColdFacts November 20, 2023

Jacob Atkinson

HOLY SHIT THIS GUY HAS A 112 INCH COCK

Friend 1: Whoa you have a Jacob Atkinson right there!
Friend 2: yea its pre good

by ellcastillleng May 31, 2023