jacob wagner

wow jacob wagner can have my kids

by 69_4skin_69 December 03, 2018

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jacob + emily

Jacob + Emily is just another definition for soulmates. They clicked instantly as soon as they met and they are destined to be no matter what gets in the way (even *cough cough*)

Magnesium: "Yo bro have you met your soulmate yet?"
Bro: "I dont think so man... we are nothing like jacob + emily... we are more like fire and ice."

by firedaddy72 November 08, 2023

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jacob langley

The absolute biggest dickhead ever. No one ever wants to be friends with him because he annoys the fuck out of everyone.

Person: Dude, it’s Jacob Langley
Person 2: Omg he’s so annoying

by TimothyMcTimothy December 21, 2017

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jacob paull

A person that is named jacob paull is gay and forgetful and he has no friends.

You are such a jacob paull that we wont be his friend.

by Bporter November 18, 2017

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Jacob zabers

This is a person who will do anything if he needs to. Sometimes he’s scared but if someone says “I knew you wouldn’t” he will, even some crazy things.

Person 1: hey Jacob zabers!
Jekabs: yeah?
Person 1: I bet you will chicken out of this, ha!
Jekabs: go to hell. *does it

by Eventually.it.goes 69420 February 26, 2022

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