hard pubes

When the shit coming from your ass sticks to your pubes and then dries out so your pubes become rock hard.

Hey bro, can I suck on your hard pubes?

by Debilni kmetavzar pod mostom May 10, 2023

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Hard

A word used in british slang, used to say how tough someone is

Roadman 1: “Oi blud, aint you so hard, innit?”
Roadman 2: “Nah blud ima smash u up yeah?”

by JimmehMcJimFace May 14, 2023

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hard

another word for when your penis is erect

dude last night carl was so hard

by cocklover1885 October 26, 2019

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A beautiful woman, usually has the appearance of a Egyptian Goddess with her gorgeous raven locks and beautifully tanned skin.She has a heart of gold unless you piss her off!She will fight for what’s hers and won’t tolerate anyone’s bullshit!

“have you heard of Dawn Harding?”
“Oh yeah she’s beautiful”

by yours faithfully November 2, 2019

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hard knock life

When one is expecting reward, only to receive punishment.

Instead of treated, we get tricked
Instead of kisses, we get kicked

Me: Hey Mom, I took out the trash.
Mom: Oh good, now you can go dig for the recipe you just threw out.

Me: What hard knock life.

Me: Hey game developer, I found this crazy duplication exploit. As proof of concept, I duplicated a few items.
Developer: Market saturation! Permaban!
Me: Reporting bugs in this game is a hard knock life.

by Masogir November 5, 2019

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