hard

another word for when your penis is erect

dude last night carl was so hard

by cocklover1885 October 26, 2019

Dawn Harding

A beautiful woman, usually has the appearance of a Egyptian Goddess with her gorgeous raven locks and beautifully tanned skin.She has a heart of gold unless you piss her off!She will fight for what’s hers and won’t tolerate anyone’s bullshit!

“have you heard of Dawn Harding?”
“Oh yeah she’s beautiful”

by yours faithfully November 2, 2019

hard knock life

When one is expecting reward, only to receive punishment.

Instead of treated, we get tricked
Instead of kisses, we get kicked

Me: Hey Mom, I took out the trash.
Mom: Oh good, now you can go dig for the recipe you just threw out.

Me: What hard knock life.

Me: Hey game developer, I found this crazy duplication exploit. As proof of concept, I duplicated a few items.
Developer: Market saturation! Permaban!
Me: Reporting bugs in this game is a hard knock life.

by Masogir November 5, 2019

Try-hard Comedian

A person who tries way too hard to make a joke, but ends up making an ass of themselves. On occasions, they'll bring up memes from 2009 and call them relevant.

Get a load of that try-hard comedian over there. He's such a jackass.

by Ireallycan'tthinkofaname December 4, 2020

Kane Harding

Very good at making and fixing things, nice person

Hey, have you seen Kane Harding, I need him to make me something

by Ni-hao-my friend cat December 7, 2020

Try harding

Trying hard to get one's penis hard. Can be used when someone is trying to get someone else hard of themselves hard

Dude, Envy is try harding but his erectile dysfunction won't let him.

by Wrath the Vengeful December 9, 2020

Hard

UK - Adjective: Slang for someone (usually a teenager or adult) who thinks they're cool, popular, and better than most people. Mainly used in a sarcastic setting.

Sometimes spoken as " 'ard " due to accent.

*Person1 throws a pen at another student*
Person2 - "Ooh you're hard aren't ya(?)"
Person1 - "What you gonna do about it?"

by KiloGolf December 17, 2020