Happy Cream

A family friendly way of describing jiz, man fat or gentlemans relish.

A covert way of drawing attention to a semen stain or residue on someone's clothing or body.

Elizabeth: "so Megan, it was wonderful to meet you and spend Xmas with you and Harry, even if you have spent most of your time in the bedroom".
Megan: "thank you, it has been really nice to meet you and Phillip also.
Elizabeth: "just one thing before you go...I suggest you visit the bathroom and wipe Harry's Happy Cream from your cheek, dear. The paparazzi will have you for fucking breakfast if you go out in that state".
Megan: "Yes ma'am"
Sandringham Palace December 2017

by Burning blue soul December 28, 2017

Happy house

happy house is based on a true friendship that never ends

happy house is full of kids with an amazing and funny personality

by Sara-6b January 1, 2018

Happiness

The opposite of sad.

You: What is happiness?
Friend: Something I don't have.

by KitKat36272726272 April 23, 2018

happy

to be filled with content and joy!

today I am very happy because I got to see my brother

by Catscametoo May 2, 2018

happy inside

A. Adjective: That moment describing the satisfaction after the rush of adrenaline numbing the pain after anal sex.

A. Adjective: Did it make you happy inside, bro?

by LoopyD September 13, 2017

eat the happy meal

to swallow sperm

I told that bitch to eat the happy meal.

by illuminutteh September 15, 2017

Happy Beef

Chinese delicacy. Stir fried cow’s uterus.

Boss: Prepare a feast! I want Happy Beef!
Minion: Do you want snow peas as side?
Boss: You idiot! Snow Peas goes with Happy Pork! What does Happy Beef goes with? Pickled Choi Sum! This is a rule!

by Professor Fung September 25, 2017