Ethan R

An Ethan is a guy that’s 6ft tall on a good day, who’s just a bartender. Has tendencies to date young girls.
A: I just got served by an Ethan R!

B: That’s great but beware-
you’re 15 Kristina!
by Mossy Frog April 08, 2023
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Ethan Weaver

Ethan is the most hottest, most handsome, and most bestest friend to have on Earth. If you have a friend named Ethan make sure you thank them and worship them for being the best of the best. Don't forgot to give them head or sex whenever they ask because if you do so, you will learn the ways of Ethan Weaver.
You: Oh hey Ethan
Ethan Weaver: gib head
You: yes sir.
*gawk gawk gawk*
by Milkhail November 23, 2021
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ethan tracey

a very small penis when enlarged it can only hit the 3 inch mark
OMG ethan tracey is so small
by bighorsedicks February 13, 2017
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Ethan Brado

A fat kid that gets on everyone's nerves. He is really gross and does creepy things. He has a crush on his cousin and finds ways to make everyone hate him and that is why he has no friends.
My nephew is an Ethan brado he picked up shit with his bear hands
by TruthMakerfrfr October 23, 2018
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Ethan Grier

His favorite video is the yippie video. Goofy ass
Ethan Grier likes Nico cock
by NotChickenBum September 16, 2022
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ethan kuss

He is a guy that can change a girl's heart from cold & broken, to full of love & happiness. He is handsome and all the girls want him. He is athletic & strong but still kind and gentle. He is hard working & very respectful. He's someone u want to spend the rest of your life with. He is the cute guy u will find yourself staring at in class. He's adorable & extremely cute. He's funny & will make you smile constantly. When you know him it's hard not to fall for him especially if he falls for u. He's willing to do anything for u & would wait a whole year for u if he had to. He'll stay up until he falls asleep talking to u. He wants u to be happy that's all he cares about. He always makes u feel so special like nothing else matters. Holding his hand is the most amazing feeling. Getting a hug from him makes u feel so safe & u never want to let go. His hair is amazing & u could stare into his eyes all day. His strength inside and out comforts you & you can tell him anything. He is perfect in your eyes & you'll never want him to change. He will make a huge impact on your life, and u will never forget him. He is an amazing listener, he's sweet, romantic & you'll fall head first for Ethan, he makes u weak in the knees, if he thinks your special he means it, he's very protective all girls. Girls don't let him go too easily, very trustworthy, kicks any guys ass who messes with the girl he loves, he's usually attracted to brunettes, Oh, and one more thing, he is amazing at kissing.
Girl1: Omg that guy is soo hot!
Girl 2: Yeah, he is Ethan Kuss!
by Lifetakesyou March 09, 2016
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