Ethan

The most amazing guy in the world. He’ll come into your life for summer unexpectedly, and uproot all the things you though you knew. He’ll become your sun. Ethan will sweep you off your feet into a season of complete bliss and exhilaration, but he’ll leave your life as quickly and unbelievably as he came into it leaving you in shock, gasping for air and wondering how you’ll ever live without him. Every second you spend with him you won’t be able to stop smiling, all your problems will fade away as you become more entrapped in this man. He’ll teach you things about yourself that you never knew, feel things that you never thought you were capable of feeling. He’ll give you the best nights you’ve ever had, the best memories and experiences a person could ask for. Memories you’ll never forget, experiences and feelings that you’ll go around forever searching to replicate with someone else. Yet itll never be same, the love you shared will never be matched. And you shouldn’t try.

Everything about him is beautiful. Hes the kindest most sweetest boy you’ll ever meet. Ethan will never purposely hurt you, he has the best intentions for everything he does. It’s you that will force him to pull away.
His motivation to learn will astound you. Ethan is your person and youll wait for him forever. Even if it’s only for a second back of the time you shared, of the way it used to be. You’ll live with a gaping hole in your heart your soul, but you would never regret meeting him, only losing him

I’ll wait forever for you, Ethan.
Ethan, you have my whole heart, forever and always.
I will always be yours Ethan, even though your not mine anymore.

by starrypond69 November 26, 2021

Ethan

his favorite catchphrase is " I'd like you to know." Thinks he is Matthew McConaughey
drives a 2002 buick calls it Tralier Trash Tammy and runs out of gas in front of boyfriends dorm in front of German twins
He hits traffic cones for fun
changes his major every other week
everyone is out to get him. Always receives dirty looks

that ethan just ran over a traffic cone

by IKittywinters September 18, 2019

ethan bradberried

Anytime you do something douchey it's known as getting bradberried or Ethan bradberried.

Derik was walking out of class and this douchebag was Ethan Bradberrying (Ethan bradberried) around by sagging his pants. Meaning he was being a douchebag and/or a joker

by Not Riley H November 20, 2016

Ethan

Ethan is the gayest kid out there. He might not show it but given any chance he will take the opportunity to enjoy some banana sucking 😏

Josh: Hey bro did you see Ethan last night?
Arnold: Yeah his friends think he’s kinda… flitwrist

by unluckysluttycookie July 17, 2021

Ethan

Some useless fucker who passes himself around like a bag of chips, has no social net worth and rely on to many people, if u meet a person named ethan just use the phrase agree to disagree because he just speaking to you just to waste time

Their ethan goes again talking

by Biggestkikever July 1, 2021

Ethan

A goofy as motherfucker but loyal as hell nice guy usally goofy plays basketball has nice muscles likes sports good Christian boy

Hi I’m Ethan and I’m 14 slaying all this women with my massive penis

by Fadedthanahoe44 January 28, 2023

Ethan

A person who rages too much at 9 year old minecraft girls when they kill him in bedwars. He has a very tiny limp dick that can never pleasure any girl. He has no friends. He looks like a fucking chicken embryo piece of shit, and ate 290 chicken nuggets so you know he's a fat fuck, he weighs more than the amount of chicken nuggets he got. Logan on the other hand has a 12 inch cock and plays fortnite duos with Ethan's mom. Ethan is another word for retard.

What's up with that screaming Ethan?
We need 300 pounds of stone aka one Ethan.

by Ieatass69lolkillthejews January 10, 2019