Dirty Tuxedo

1. When a man has sex with two different girls and uses the same condom for both.

2. When two guys have sex with the same girl and use the same condom.

Nahh dude, but you can borrow this dirty tuxedo.

by WhatNotToWear August 13, 2010

Dirty Toast

Bread (white or wheat -- doesn't matter) that is cooked through a toaster. Then, it is jizzed on constantly until covered. Then, it is eaten by either partner (usually the female).

Sara: "How was that dirty toast Joe gave you last night?"
Cammile: "Sticky..."

by XxXHadnarXxX May 10, 2010

dirty west

when giving anal sex to a women andd she shits on your junk while its in her butt and then you puke on her back and she passes out

"aww man last nite me and my girl tried it in her other hole and she made me dirty west her"

by Dave Dafoe April 10, 2007

dirty taqueria

Like a dirty sanchez but you get to eat a corn tortilla when you finish

"When the dirty sanchez isn't good enough, give her the dirty taqueria"

by Maxwell Smartish May 9, 2008

Dirty Bunker

The act of only partially coming in ones partners ass, then pulling out and releasing the rest on the ass, legs, etc. This will generally include Santorum, thus making this dirty.

This is in reference to how Hitler was to have shot himself while hiding in his bunker.

See also Hitler's Bunker

After having anal sex, the man gave the woman a Dirty Bunker.

by NaughtyGod March 4, 2009

Dirty Surrender

As the world searches for new and imaginative ways to conserve energy, many lavatories have been fitted with motion sensor lights, and timers that switch the lights off after a couple of minutes of inactivity. This normally happens at the very moment that you wipe your backside. A dirty surrender is performed when a second person enters the washroom - switching on the lights at the very moment that you are waving a skiddy paper flag over the cubicle wall, in a vain attempt at activating the motion sensor.

Imagine my embarrassment when Bob walked in to be faced with my dirty surrender from over the cubicle wall.

by Padace December 9, 2008

Dirty Cunningham

A midget that masturbates with a coke bottle

Does your little brother masturbate with his hands?
No, he pulls of a Dirty Cunningham

by A NORMAL GUY WHO WAS ON UD May 6, 2013