Cock Flogging

The punishing of somebody by beating them excessivley and forcefully with your cock

I saw Jim Cock Flogging Jane in the closet last night

by Beachedwhale59 April 24, 2011

cock controlled

Equivalent to pussy whipped, but with gender roles reversed.

Girl No. 1: So what are you doing this weekend.

Girl No. 2: I'm going to the monster truck show with my man.

Girl No. 1: OMG you are SOOOOO cock controlled!

by GodintheBox September 24, 2011

shit-cocks!

A pretty damn effective expletive that can be used in times of frustration, anger or in the middle of grammar class.

Oh shit-cocks! that asshole just cut me off.

by invincible_fang01 May 1, 2008

cocking hell

Used instead of "Fucking hell", in order to display anger, or stress.
Sometimes used in an angry situation to slightly lighten the mood.

You-When is that Science homework due?
A friend-Next lesson
You-Oh cocking hell! Why does Miss Smith have to be such a dick?

by KikiThatsMe May 21, 2008

lemon cock

When a male is engaged in sexual acts for long periods of time without ejaculating causing his penis to swell up and resemble somewhat as a lemon. Usually happens to opiate addicts due to the fact opiates make it hard if not impossible to ejaculate while under the influence.

"Yo dog I was fucking Trina for 5 hours straight and couldn't cum, I got severe Lemon Cock now. I just wanted to splurge so I kept goin now my shaft is swollen to the max and hurts like a mug!!"

by Daddy Dirtwood May 20, 2014

Comfort Cock

A nice place girls can are always welcome to when they are:
Upset
On the rebound
Need a friend with benefits
etc

Guy: " Hey girl, you look down, you know I've got that Comfort Cock if you need it"

by YouDidntKnowWhatItMeantDidYou April 24, 2015

Jungle Cock

Pretty much when your dick smells like rotten cabbage dipped in microwaved buttermilk ranch because you've been been doin shit all day and you've got one too many folds in your ballsack. The aroma from your gross dick mixes with the smell of your swamp ass to kinda smell exactly like an old shinguard or when you fuck some dirty slut and don't wash your hog until after work the next day.

"As soon as I unzipped my pants to piss, my fuckin eyes started watering. I'm talkin a serious case of jungle cock. That shit smelled feral."

by ricflair May 10, 2015