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trucking asshole

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An angry roadrage filled commercial truck driver.
Did you see that truck that just cut me off blowing his air horn? He is a real trucking asshole!!
by HTJA March 19, 2017
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sneaky asshole

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The sneaky asshole was flirting other females while in a relationship & even deletes text messages so he doesn't get caught .
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traveling asshole

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A person or persons(s) who are able to and do travel frequently, while others around them are not able to do so.
Hey...where did you just get back from this time you traveling asshole?
by NicLydon April 15, 2017
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bushy asshole

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An asshole in the form of a motherfucking bush, meaning inside of it is full of the blackest wool.
by denorx April 27, 2017
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The asshole game

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A social dynamic based on reciprocity where one party breaks social protocols of politeness via passive-aggressive or intentionally hurtful statements. The addressed party, in lou of taking offense, reciprocates with similarly impolite statements resulting in a back and forth banter of sarcasm, judgemental statements, and generally asshole-ish comments about the other person
Judy: My kid was getting into the chocolate right in front of you. Maybe if you were more responsible some woman would actually have children with you.
Tom: (internal-Oh! We're playing the asshole game. OK.) Maybe if you could keep your legs closed you would have a manageable number of kids.
Judy: maybe if you weren't a slut-shaming misogynist you then people wouldn't have to be embarrassed of expressing their sexuality
by christopher88241 June 15, 2017
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moranic asshole

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One that is so fucking stupid they believe they become intelligent when their alarm goes off.
You are such a moranic asshole for believing Ekkkk Ekkkk Ekkkk makes you smart.
by JSKirsch June 26, 2017
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cashew asshole

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The kitchen asshole is working on becoming the new cashew asshole.
by Factotem1 August 31, 2017
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